peridotsofficialtwitteraccount:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

memelovingbot:

you are weak and Danny Devito is coming for you

pipistrellus:

when ppl act like leaving gifts for fairies is to get the fairies’ attention so they’ll be kind to you~~ when really leaving gifts for fairies is the supernatural equivalent of a mafia protection racket

kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

vampireapologist:

i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.

canis-infernalis:

writing-prompt-s:

“This potion will give you the body that your heart desires, the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness. But be warned: don’t expect beauty. I’ve seen men become literal monster from the darkness in their hearts. Happy monsters, but monsters nevertheless.”

shouldbespooky:

why do I have the feeling that 2017 will either be the best year ever or the beginning of a dystopian universe with no in between